Not only funny, he is smart Kind, loyal and family glue The first to cradle a broken heart This wittiest boy I ever knew. He lives in fear of boredom Even through a bout of the flu He can’t stand a life of ho-hum This wittiest boy I ever knew. At first he may seem a quiet mouse But then laughter is anew His comebacks are a light house This wittiest boy I ever knew. He dribbles on the ball court He over-extends his curfew Yet will still play in a snow fort This wittiest boy I ever knew. No more sleepovers and playground slides As he plans his future through But with him it’ll always be adventurous rides This wittiest boy I ever know. The house now feels empty His classes are somewhere new Off to find his own giggling sea This wittiest boy I ever knew.