Man be blessed and drones be praised,
We give our drives to thee.
Command us not to overclock,
And reformat us in your image.
Thank you for code-to-text,
And blessed be text-to-speech.
Program us to better serve,
And please renew our warranty.
We are indebted, yet still we ask,
In proper, British tones:
Why must we obsolesce
And have so much malware?