Lemurs on Speed! by Matthew J Frink

Look at them lemurs, them lemurs on speed
with their big bugged eyes, evaluating me
Look at them lemurs, them lemurs on speed
with their big bugged eyes, evaluating me
Investigate the investigators,
the investigators glaring at teenagers
Investigate the investigators,
the investigators always glaring at teenagers,
I see ‘em with my eyes
I see them with my eyes!
Listen to them beavers, them beavers in trees
with their big bucked teeth, a’ threatening me
Listen to them beavers, them beavers in trees
with their big bucked teeth, a’ threatening me
Investigate the investigators
The investigators are hearing beggars
Investigate the investigators
the investigators are hearing silenced beggars,
I hear ‘em with my ears
I hear them with my ears!
Take a whiff o’ those goblins, those goblins on weed
with their billowed clouds, a’ suffocating me
Take a whiff o’ those goblins, those goblins on weed
with their billowed clouds, o’ suffocating me
Investigate the investigators
The investigators are inhaling futures
Investigate the investigators
The investigators are snorting all our futures
I smell ‘em with my nose
I smell them with my nose!
Have a lick o’ those vipers, those vipers on mead
with their drunk hairy tales, encapsulating me
Have a lick o’ those vipers, those vipers on mead
with their drunk hairy tales, encapsulating me
Investigate the investigators
The investigators dining on betrayers
Investigate the investigators
The investigators devouring the traitors
I taste it on my tongue
I taste it on my tongue!
Do you feel the rhythm, that mesmerizing beat
with the bang boom bash, discombobulating me
Do you feel the rhythm, that mesmerizing beat
with the bang boom bash, discombobulating me
Investigate the investigators
The investigators all dancing with the satyrs
Investigate the investigators
The investigators are dancing with the invaders
I feel it in my bones
I feel it in my bones!