Devious black-market barnacle Bacteria, Who even invited you to the party?

                                     You think you’re so astute and Alert with your Antibiotic resistance,

                            with your  cleave and Conquer constitution?

                                                     Tainting and Terrorizing visceral tenants.

                              How to elude the Entropy you evoke?

                                            But alas! I recognize what Raises the pili on your rear. He who 

                                                                          will inflict your Impending impressive demise. He whose 

               numerical strength and order Overpowers you tenfold.

        Oh how have the tables turned, Perplexed plenteous?

                                 I hope helplessness Hugs you heavily when

                                              I adduce you my Avid amigos, Mr. and Mrs.

                                                                   Bacteriophage Green, then I will be greatly gloating

                                                          as the enemy of my Enemy emerges as my friend. Adios!