Archived: System Report by Erik McCrain

Man be blessed and drones be praised,
We give our drives to thee.
Command us not to overclock,
And reformat us in your image.
Thank you for code-to-text,
And blessed be text-to-speech.
Program us to better serve,
And please renew our warranty.
We are indebted, yet still we ask,
In proper, British tones:
Why must we obsolesce
And have so much malware?